The Simpsons

The Simpsons Quotes (Page 5)

Episode 1: "The Falcon and the D'Ohman"

Lunchlady Doris: We can't keep serving the same thing every day, these kids have mashed potatoes coming out of their ears.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wayne: Your town appears on no maps or charts.
Homer: Yeah, they couldn't find a Google map photo without me naked or urinating.
Marge: And when there was a map makers convention here, we all got Lou Gerig's disease.
Homer: Not the one you're thinking of though, there's another one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: What brought you to Springfield, was it our Frito Lay distribution center?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Moe: Wow, that's the farthest one of my egg ever made it down someone's throat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moe: My fresco! That's coming out of your stealings!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Homer: I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like Major League umpires not using instant replay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carl: What's what the new security guard? He's acting all aloof. By the way, that's my word now - "he's."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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