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If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
Homer: Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive man sequel?
Carl: Uh, it's not sequel,it's a reboot.
Lenny: Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a deboot.
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Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen. But sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.Marge
Quimby: Don't you idiots see what this means.
Lenny: Idiots? Why do we re-elect this guy?
Carl: Because his opponent has a long Slavic name.
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global warming. Huh, by pure coincidence every scientist was right.Homer
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You're like egg salad at a picnic, Simpson. Even when you look good, we know you're going bad.Skinner
Lisa: You could do what Everybody Loves Raymond did.
Krusty: Go off the air while I'm still good? That horse has left the stable, gone to the glue factory and has been used to make art projects.
Bart sweetie, this is an opportunity for you to turn things around...yet again. And I believe in you...yet again.Marge
Alright, 80s party! Where's the beef? Tear down that wall because I think the beef is behind that wall.Homer
Principal Skinner: I must say, Lisa, it was amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed.
Lisa: That isn't a word.
Principal Skinner: Oooh, back on the saddle she climbs.
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It's called precipitation because it never fails to precipitate bad behavior.Principal Skinner
Excellent! (tents fingers) What am I doing? Untent! Untent!Lisa
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