The Simpsons

The Simpsons Quotes (Page 5)

Season 24 Episode 6: "A Tree Grows in Springfield"

Homer: Free Tibet! You heard me, free him now!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Season 24 Episode 5: "Penny-Wiseguys"

Lisa: But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
Lunchlady Doris: And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Fat Tony, a word?
Fat Tony: How about meringue?
Dan: That's a great word.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fat Tony: We are bleeding red ink, which is the only thing we should not be bleeding.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: How do you keep finding me?
Homer: You really should tweet less.
Dan: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 24 Episode 4: "Gone Abie Gone"

Homer: Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit too.
Lenny: All the frogs in that show are Kermit. Keeps all the other frog actors out of work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Moe: Hey, don't you badmouth this country. Compared to the rest of the third-world, we're doing great.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: That's one way to avoid drunk driving.
Marge: Another way is don't drink.
Homer: I'm not Superman.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: And I don't think you're boring. It's just that in today's multi-channel environment you have too many choices. Look at Sunday night! There's like eight amazing shows, none of them on Fox.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Happy Anni..birth..tine's...shark week?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 24 Episode 3: "Adventures in Baby Getting"

The Rich Texan: Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Oh no, Lisa's face! It's the same.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class.
Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Geez. I mean I'm no Luis Guzman, but I'm alright.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 24 Episode 2: "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"

Bart: Now to get my comic book and explore a world where no one's mad at George Lucas.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: It's Homer before his boobs came in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Awww, sweetie, sometimes a mysterious invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now, go to bed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: A black hole...(whispering) I'm sorry, can we call it that?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Homer: Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something.
 • Rating: Unrated

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