The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 21 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 21 Episode 13: "The Color Yellow"

Milhouse [reading diary]: After that fateful day I could never even look at Eliza again. It didn't help that the next day he drank bad well water and went blind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ralph: Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over.
Principal Skinner: One of your best Ralph.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Krusty: A little schmutz, a little schmear, and presto, you're part of the underclown railroad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer [to Bart]: To the library? Can you believe we're married to those nerds?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: The motto of the Simpsons is: "quit while you're ahead."
Marge: I made it into a sampler.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa [reading Eliza's diary]: A week ago, I had no idea of what the future would bring, which I guess is true of everyone all the time
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Lisa: Our family was on the underground railroad.
Bart: We ran a subway station?
Lisa: No, the underground railroad was a bunch of people that helped slaves escape to Canada. There were no actual trains and it wasn't underground.
Bart: Then they should have called it the "above ground normal road."
Homer: Good point, Bart.
Lisa: I never thought of that before.
Marge: Very good, Bart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grampa: Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grampa: Oh, you mean Adam and Eve Simpson. Or as you may know them, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Homer: If i were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Yeah, the Simpson family is a long line of horse thieves, deadbeats, horse beats, dead thieves and a few alcoholics.
 • Rating: Unrated

Willie: I'll have to use explosives.
Bart: Explosives? Great! [takes out map] If we put charges on the load bearing walls, we can blow up detention hall, leaving art class okay.
Willie: Hmm?
Bart: What! I like art, okay?
Willie: I'm blowing up the stump, not the school.
Bart: Right right, you never saw that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 21 Episode 12: "Boy Meets Curl"

Lisa: I traded away my pearls. Without them I'm just a big Maggie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bob Costas: It appears team Sweden will take the gold and they are over the moon with joy.
Swede: Joy is but the shadow pain casts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: A dime? What do you think I am, a payphone from 1980?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: Homer! We're going to Vancouver!
Homer: Pack your winter coat, we're going to Canada's warmest city.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Agnes [in flashback]: I was in love with a soldier boy on leave from Korea. It was a fifties style of romance, five minutes of sex and a lifetime of regret. He went back to his war and I went back to my dream of pole vaulting in the Helsinki Olympics. But there was a bump in the road, a bump named Seymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Principal Skinner? This is bogus man, you know the rules: two letter and a conference before I get a home visit.
Skinner: Bart, my cargo pants indicate I am not here on school business. I'm here on cool business, i.e. curl business.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Agnes: Where did you learn to sweep like that?
Marge: I've been training all my life. I once swept red wine off a white carpet.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Homer [about curling]: Marge, this is perfect for both of us! It's got bowling for me and sweeping for you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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