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Dr. Zander, you made me see my life through Bart's neck.

Homer

You have a good heart, Kareem. That's why you're the only Laker I can trust with this.

Dr. Zander

Strangling, it's not the only tool in my parenting toolbox, but it's my sharpest.

Homer

Marge: Just cause everyone else is doing the wave doesn't mean you have to.
Homer: No one else is doing it. I'm trying to start it.

Well, it was your idea to give him self-esteem to begin with!

Homer

I hope you kids are enjoying this [stadium] because you and your children will be paying for this long after the team leaves the city.

Homer

I can't do it. A balloon saved one of my arteries. It wouldn't seem right to shoot one of his cousins.

Carl

Homer: Can we at least get some french fries?
Cheech: Too high in trans fats.
Homer: Awwwwww, stop speaking Spanish.

Okay man, what I'm looking for in a new Cheech is someone who is like open-minded and adventurous. I haven't decided about the mustache yet, but you need your own suspenders.

Chong
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