The Simpsons Season 22 Quotes
Oh my god I think I just met the thing I'm going to die on.Bart
Life was so much easier when a machine told you when to laugh.Homer
Not bad. Like Frisbee Golf, I'm glad I tried it once.Moe
Superintendent Chalmers: Willie, you're the new principal.
Willie: Who's the new groundskeeper?
Superintendent Chalmers: Also you. And you don't get more money.
Skinner, you're a regular Casanova, or, in English, regular house.Superintendent Chalmers
I see how it is. You get a booty calla and I get a cootie call.Bart
I'm dating one of your mothers. I forget which one.Superintendent
I'd have to move in with mom, who's dead and doesn't have a house.Moe
Smithers: Can I have a scotch and water?
Moe: My scotch is a scotch and water.
Smithers: They're fighting like Iran and Iraq!
Mr. Burns: What?
Smithers: Persia and Mesopotamia.
They think they're better than us because their performance review reflects it!Lenny
Homer: Oh, you beautiful man!
Flanders: That feeling is mutual of Omaha.
Homer: God, you're hilarious!