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I'm all alone, and when there's some problem due to human error, guess who's to blame?

Homer

If we've learned anything from the Full Monty, it's that in a tough economy ugly people strip for money.

Barney

Attention lovers of free office supplies - come and steal things you can easily afford!

Homer

Now that's what I call looking out for number one.

Homer (on the Uralarm)

Lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me and you just want to go to the lost and found.

Homer

Dream Apu: Homer, you do not yet understand the meaning of karma
Homer: But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?
Dream Apu: That is beside the point, ok?

Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher.

Milhouse

For once the Indian has been outsourced.

Apu

Convenience forever, freshness never!

Apu
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