The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 23 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 23 Episode 7: "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"

Krusty: Why can't i be funny with just my words? Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch. Except when he's off work.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 23 Episode 6: "The Book Job"

Ralph: I wanna go back inside mommy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: It's not illegal to sleep inside a tyrannosaurus head.
Security Guard: Sir, you're inside an allosaurus.
Homer: I demand to speak to my paleontologist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nail Gaiman: I heisted myself to the bestseller list once again. And the most brilliant part is I don't even know how to read.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: I got the idea from every movie ever made.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer [about Neil Gaiman]: British Fonzie is right.
 • Rating: Unrated

TweenLit CEO: Is R.L. Stine here? Because you just gave me goosebumps
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made-up?
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: The point of the dinosaurs is: no matter what we do, an asteroid is going to wipe us out. So we should party hard and wreck the place!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 23 Episode 5: "The Food Wife"

Homer: I've come around on hipsters. It takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Krusty: Krustyland has a new ride, the Eyeballs of Death. It only passed the safety by a 3 to 2 vote. And that third vote didn't come cheap.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: I don't eat anything new unless I've tried it before.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: They're using pancakes as spoons.
Marge: Ooh let's see what else they do wrong.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Ned: SPORTS stands for Strick Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
Homer: That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: How come they never call me fun mom?
Homer: A family's like a team. On every team you have the slam dunking mega star and the referee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Developer: I have twins I've never met.
Bart: When you meet them tell them your game is too easy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: From the dad that brought you cemetery paintball and go carts on real roads..
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 23 Episode 4: "Replaceable You"

Homer: I won't say, but his initials are S.F.
Roz: Stupid Flanders.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: You're my personal savior.
Ned: Thank you but i don't approve..
Homer: Hail flanders, mightier than jesus
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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