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Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders. Stupid Flanders.

Homer

Grampa: And I created an alcoholic hippo.
Homer: You never showed it to me!
Grampa: A stupid alcoholic hippo!

Mapple Salesperson: The lightest, most desirable computer in the world, for the next three weeks - the Mapple Void.
Homer: I'll take it, provided you charge me for services that Google offers for free.

I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!

Lisa

Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.

Homer

Uh-oh. Denise Hibbert keeps liking Bumblebee Man's posts. That's how it starts.

Lenny

When a guy who loves america cries, it makes him super straight.

Lenny

The hot dogs spin counter clockwise in fear when you arrive.

Apu

They know I'm doing a character. Like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.

Homer

Homer: Do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?
Lisa: "They self-reference each other!"

I've been acting like a 10 year old the last 30 years, but I swear i'm going to grow up and act 20 like a divorced 40 year old should.

Bart

Bloody harry. he brought back beheading in a big way.

My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant like Hitler or Prince Harry. Homer
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The Simpsons Season 23 Quotes

I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.

Sea Captain

I've come around on hipsters. It takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.

Homer
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