The Simpsons Season 23 Quotes
Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders. Stupid Flanders.Homer
Grampa: And I created an alcoholic hippo.
Homer: You never showed it to me!
Grampa: A stupid alcoholic hippo!
Mapple Salesperson: The lightest, most desirable computer in the world, for the next three weeks - the Mapple Void.
Homer: I'll take it, provided you charge me for services that Google offers for free.
I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!Lisa
Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.Homer
Uh-oh. Denise Hibbert keeps liking Bumblebee Man's posts. That's how it starts.Lenny
When a guy who loves america cries, it makes him super straight.Lenny
The hot dogs spin counter clockwise in fear when you arrive.Apu
They know I'm doing a character. Like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.Homer
Homer: Do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?
Lisa: "They self-reference each other!"
I've been acting like a 10 year old the last 30 years, but I swear i'm going to grow up and act 20 like a divorced 40 year old should.Bart
Bloody harry. he brought back beheading in a big way.My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant like Hitler or Prince Harry. Homer