Favorite Weeds Quotes
I know all the best rehab centers. I'm totally addicted to that show Intervention.
Andy
Oh, it's a weed wonderland, Nancy. Like Amsterdam, only better, because you don't have to visit the Anne Frank house and pretend to be all sad and stuff.
Doug
I’m murdering somebody. Killing them. It’s bad. Bloody. Anybody care? No? Living your myopic lives? Okay, cool...
Andy
(to Nancy) I said no smoking. You don't listen. Do you need someone to make you listen?
Jack
Nancy: You're guzzling coffee?
Shane: Ignacio says it puts hair on you chest
Nancy: Right and spinach gives you instant muscles and an anchor tattoo
Shane: What happened to your arm?
Doug: I dropped my keys in a porto potty. There was a raccoon in there. I punched it out.
There's this video online of Maxine putting a popsicle up her lady hole.
Andy
We're going to America. Land of hot sauce and catastrophic wealth imbalance.
Andy
Your kid has a one in five chance of being Autistic - and I don't mean the cool kind of Autistic.
Andy
I can be a real person. I can. I've been one before. It was... good.
Nancy
Obviously, you're not my sexual equal, what with your penis being a soft void filled with sonnets.
Andy
Silas: You missed a spot.
Andy: Back off Reading Rainbow.
