Favorite Weeds Quotes
Don't make me get all Pilar on your ass.
Shane
I love that you sleep all the time - I know mother's aren't supposed to say that, but i do.
Nancy
Silas: What the?
Store Clerk: (referring to her vampire puncture marks on her neck) I'm the chosen one of Warrior Griffin.
Silas: Cool...
Silas: You missed a spot.
Andy: Back off Reading Rainbow.
He peed on my pee - we crossed streams.
Andy
Nancy: I like it here.
Andy: You got laid.
Nancy: I want to stay here for a while.
I'm a mother lion and you can't defeat a mother lion when you've threaten her cubs.
Nancy
Silas: I love her.
Celia: You stuck your penis in her. That's not love, believe me.
Retiring for motherhood? I knew something had to give.
Andy
It's also racist to assume all Asians are bad drivers, but they are.
Nancy
Une M're Que J'aimerias Baiser. It's french, for MILF.
Nancy
College Girl: What?
Silas: Nothing I just love college so much.