Greg: So Charlie, I'm guessing by the stack of racing forms next to the can, you bet the ponies.
Charlie: Hey, I'd bet on rabbits if you could get them organized


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Charlie Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 21: "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

Dr. Freeman: Have you ever had sex with a man?
Charlie: No! No! Absolutely not! All right, I copped a feel once but I was drunk and he had breasts

My mom took my temperature the baby way until I was eight years old

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