So you're my gastric bypass. You got any questions? Nope. See ...

Turk: So you're my gastric bypass. You got any questions?
Miss Goldman: Nope. See you in the O.R. tomorrow.
Turk: I'll be the one with the mask on. That's how easy marriage should be!
J.D.: I won't be there, but I'm sure it would be nice operating on you.


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20: "My Boss' Free Haircut"
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

Carla: I just know I really could've used you around this week! I miss you.
Turk: Can you tell her I miss her too? You know what, never mind. Because she wouldn't believe you.

Barber: That'll be eighteen dollars.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, I'm not paying. I'm a doctor!
Barber: Yeah... we don't do that anymore. You're paying.
Dr. Kelso gets up and runs out the door
J.D.'s Narration: You still have to try, though. Because as a recently incarcerated doctor once said, "Nothing worth having comes easy."

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