Thanks for buying us these toys, Grampa. Ehh, why didn't you g...
Lisa: Thanks for buying us these toys, Grampa.
Grampa: Ehh, why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ? I'm thirsty! Ew, what smells like mustard? There sure a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Oh! Look at that one.
(Homer parks the car in the driveway; everyone jumps out except Grampa.) Grampa: Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The president is a Demmycrat. (Everyone rushes into the house) Hello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt. Hello? (Honks horn repeatedly)
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 14: "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
- Lisa Simpson, Grampa Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger