Uh, Mr. Palmer, I'm Linda. I-I'm, a friend of your dau... well, ...

Linda: Uh, Mr. Palmer, I'm Linda. I-I'm, a friend of your dau... well, no really a friend of your daughter's. More of a colleague. No, I'm definitely not a colleague. We're not equals in any way. I guess if you forced me to define the relationship...
Elijah: Young lady, are you aware that I have only one year to live?


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Linda Zwordling
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 11: "Father, Can You Hair Me?"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Ted, you don't have to go through all this. Just say the word and the election's her's. We did for Iceland and we can do it for your kid

Veronica

Ted: Veronica, quick question.
Veronica: What is it with everyone and their questions this morning? Where'd you learn to drive? Will you marry me? Why'd you say that to my baby?

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