Well, I'm a badass cowboy living in a cowboy's age, whicky-whick...

(Doing his rendition of Wild Wild West) Well, I'm a badass cowboy living in a cowboy's age, whicky-whicky scratch yo-yo bang-bang. Me and Artemus Clyde Frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider. Whicky-whicky-wick fresh, cowboy from the westside.

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Eric Cartman
Episode:
South Park Season 3 Episode 7: "Cat Orgy"
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South Park
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South Park Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

Oh, that sounds fine. I'm going to a meteor shower party. The number where I'll be is on the refrigerator. Eric's nookie time is 9 o'clock sharp. If his little woogums get cold, you can turn up the heat over here. And if he gets cranky, just play tummy-rub-rubs with him, and make sure he wipes good after he makes bears.

Lianne

Lianne: Thank you so much for babysitting little Eric, Shelley.
Shelley:(shrugs)Okay.
Lianne: All those other babysitters wouldn't come back.

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