Two and a Half Men

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Two and a half men

Charlie: When did you get married?
Leanne: Shortly after the last time I woke up in your bed with cab fare taped to my forehead


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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

I'm not gay. I'm literate and urbane, and that confuses people

Alan

Oh, I almost forgot. I thought you should have this. It's our first restraining order. Look how shaky your signature was. You were so spooked

Rose
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