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When she worries she says things like "I told you so" and "stop doing that, I'm asleep."

Peter

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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!

Stewie

How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!

Peter