Where the hell are my keys? Who stole my keys? Come on, I'm late...
Homer: Where the hell are my keys? Who stole my keys? Come on, I'm late for work! (Lifts Maggie and looks underneath)
Marge: Oh Homer, you'd lose your head if it weren't securely fastened to your neck.
Bart: Did you check the den?
Homer: The den! Great idea!
(Homer heads into the den with Bart following him and Homer begins to pull couch apart.)
Bart: Warm. No, cold. Colder. Ice cold.
Homer: You know where my keys are?
Bart: No, I'm talking about your breakfast.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 6: "Moaning Lisa"
- Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger