Turk: Why you acting like that whole Dan and Elliot thing doesn't bother you?
J.D.: Because it doesn't.
Turk: Dude, you're missing a great opportunity here, man. If you act like it bothers you, Elliot'll feel guilty and she'll finally forgive you for dumping her. I'm telling you, you gotta use this like I use my diabetes. Watch.
Turk: Honey? My blood sugar's dipping.
Carla: Don't move!
Turk: Thanks, sweetness!
J.D.: Oh my God! This could be my diabetes!
Turk: Exactly. But you gotta use it before that window closes. Lucky for me, my diabetes window stays open 24/7.
J.D.: Unless, God forbid, they find a cure.
Turk: Amen, brother.