Californication

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Californication
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Kali: Will you stop calling me a fucking bitch please!
Samurai: Come on Ma, I was just peacocking baby.
Hank: She is a beautiful woman, true dat.
Samurai: What's with the use of all the urban patois man?
Hank: Hey its the ABC's of me baby.


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Californication Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

I'm not twelve, you can't bribe me anymore. Well you can, but you have to adjust for lifestyle and inflation.

Becca

Some girls are timid and lack focus, but you, you should be in porn.

Hank