Wow, Mom, you made all this? It's like you're the Jesus of car...

(Marge goes on a carpentry binge, and builds all sorts of things.)
Lisa: Wow, Mom, you made all this?
Bart: It's like you're the Jesus of carpentry!
Marge: Aww, what sweet blasphemy.


Unrated
Show Comments
Characters:
Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 3: "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
Show:
The Simpsons
Related Quotes:
Marge Simpson Quotes, Bart Simpson Quotes, Lisa Simpson Quotes, The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 3 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
Added by:
Added:

The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 3 Quotes

(At the video arcade in the Springfield Mall, Bart plays a parody of Asteroids called "Triangle Wars.")
Bart: What's going on here? Am I destroying these triangles or trying to assemble them? What's does this button do?
(Bart presses the "Hyperspace" button.)
Bart: (Moans) Now my ship is pooping more triangles.
(The video game emits an electronic chime.)
Bart: Oh, no. I won a free game.

Marge: Homer, your butt just gave me an idea.
Homer: Yep, it'll do that.

  1. Quotes
  2. Wow, Mom, you made all this? It's like you're the Jesus of car...