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Butters Stotch: Wizard Cartman, I started watching Game of Thrones.
Eric Cartman: Ah, yes, paladin Butters. Are you enjoying it?
Butters Stotch: Well, it's pretty good, I guess, but have you ever noticed that almost ever time they show a guy's weiner, that guy's character is gay?
Eric Cartman: What do you mean?
Butters Stotch: Well, it's just that they have a lot of girls' boobs and vaginas and stuff, but most times they show a guy's weiner it's because that guy is in love scenes with another guy. You think it's because gay weiners are less threatening to women viewers?
Eric Cartman: I believe you might be missing the greater point of the show, paladin Butters.
Butters Stotch: Yeah, I know - winter is going and there's dragons and zombies on the way; I'm pretty excited for that. Just could do with a little less gay weiner is all.