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You don't scare me. You already shot your load. (he gets sprayed) ... Although you could be another skunk!

Alan (to skunk)

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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 Quotes

Charlie: Wow, you really missed the signals.
Alan: What signals?
Charlie: For me it was her taking off her sweater and saying, "Quick do me before Alan gets back from his trumpet lesson."

Lyndsey: I'm way past guys like you.
Charlie: What do you mean guys like me?
Lyndsey: I mean guys I have to dip ammonium before I let them anywhere near me.

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