J.D.'s Narration: You know what, it's time to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You're still best man. It's not like Turk's gonna take that away from you.
Turk: J.D., can I talk to you?
J.D.'s Narration: AGH!
Turk: Have you seen Carla around?
J.D.'s Narration: Phew! False alarm.
Turk: 'Cause I need to, uh, talk to you in private? Sort of man to man?
J.D.'s Narration: AGH!
J.D.: I can't right now, Turk. I am completely swamped.
Turk: You're drawing lightning bolts on your Nikes.
J.D.: So I can get to my patients faster.