Bender: You people are nuts. My antennae never interfered with my old TV.
Leela: You had cable. This is satellite.
Farnsworth: Obviously your thoughts are being transmitted on the same frequency.
Tenant #2: They're on my cell phone too.
Bender: Madam, I believe you're mistaken.
Bender: (thinking; on phone) Wow, that lady's got a huge ass.
Bender: Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat ass!