Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCYou want scary? When I was his age I lived through the Cuban Mis...
Jay: You want scary? When I was his age I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis. I slept with a butter knife under my pillow in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel.
Gloria: Why?
Jay: Because I could identify all the Commi planes.
Gloria: What are we talking about?!?
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- Characters:
- Jay Pritchett, Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
- Episode:
- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 21: "Travels With Scout"
- Show:
- Modern Family
- Related Quotes:
- Jay Pritchett Quotes, Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes, Modern Family Season 1 Episode 21 Quotes, Modern Family Quotes
- Added by:
- Matt Richenthal
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