The Easter egg hunt is on this week, as Cartman tries to warn everyone that their life will be at risk if they participate. He ends up going off in search of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods.
Mr. Billings: What are the chances that Jewpacabra is real?
Peters: I'm estimating around .000000001%.
Mr. Billings: I can't afford to take that chance.
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You can't scare a Jewpacabra! Don't forget Butters, we're dealing with a creature that drinks blood, hides in the night, and has no belief in the divinity of Christ.Cartman
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