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When Butters survives an attempted murder by his mother, he travels back to South Park to make it in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's.
Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies permanently on South Park.
Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts several wealthy, black families to South Park.
Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical Jewish kid also named Kyle, comes to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison creates an alternative to airplane travel.
When Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton, a family of butt faces come to South Park looking for their lost son.
The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat they received as a gift. The boys try to defend America and go up against Bid Laden.
In order to get back their video game system, the boys must bring a talking towel to the government.
When the boys are found playing red rocket with the dogs, the schools are forced to teach sex education and a gender war begins.
Kyle gets a hemorrhoid and begins to lose faith in God while Cartman inherits a million dollars that he uses to build an amusement park.
The boys try to reunite Terrance and Philip so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.
Cartman tries to get revenge on Scott Tenorman after the older kid tricked him.
When a David Blaine cult comes to South Park, it's up to Stan, Jesus and the Superfirneds to stop them.
Big Gay Al is fired as scoutmaster due to being homosexual; A new handicap boy, Jimmy, becomes Timmy's enemy.
When a television crime drama uses the word "shit" uncensored, the whole town of South Park begins using it, causing people to die of plague.
Linda: Butters can't come out and play, boys. He thinks it's funny to look like a jackass in his school pictures that I have to pay for!
Butters: Huh, but I told you mom. I didn't mean to look like a jackass! It just happened.
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Well, you know what I say about kids, they're all pink on the inside.Mr. Grazier
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