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Two-and-a-half-men
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Charlie tries to learn how to be a parent with his nephew Jake around, while Alan tries to win back his ex-wife, Judith.

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2

Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Charlie: What'd you get busted for?
Jake: I painted my room at Mom's house.
Charlie: What's wrong with that?
Jake: I'm ten years old

Alan: All right, I put Jake to bed, I folded the laundry, I put the groceries away...
Charlie: The guilt thing doesn't work on me, Alan.
Alan: Yeah, well, it's all I got

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