Two and a Half Men

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Alan is having troubles with Charlie's sarcastic maid, Berta.  Charlie is trying to get Jake and Rose to listen to him.

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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Jake: Uncle Charlie, why is Berta leaving?
Charlie: Why? It doesn't matter, Jake. What matters is she's gone... and we're all going to die

Jake: These clothes look stupid.
Charlie: You're ten. No one cares