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Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so that he can go to the DMV.  Charlie ends up taking Jake to the race track while Alan gets conned at the DMV.

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22

Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 22 Quotes

Charlie: Just hide the money. Stick it into a shoe.
Jake: Right. What about if I wanna wear it?
Charlie: Then put it on another shoe.
Jake: But not of the same pair, right?
Charlie: Right

Alan: What a day. Just sitting and sitting and sitting.
Charlie: Huh.
Alan: It was like jury duty, without the fun of sending someone to jail

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