Quotables from the Week Ending December 10, 2015
Carissa Pavlica
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The Doctor Who finale, The Leftovers finale, the Scream Queens finale!! As we roll into the end of December, as one would imagine, it's a period of endings.
Do the quotes give off that same vibe? Find out when you scroll through the slideshow.
Don't forget to share it. What good is a quote just swimming inside your head?
1. iZombie
Blaine: How familiar are you with the movie, Dawn of the Dead?
Drake: I've seen it.
Blaine: Remember how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Drake: Yeah.
Blaine: You're what's outside of the mall.
2. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Apparently if you have a penis you never get lost.
Kyle
3. Reign
Mary: Are you wearing mink-lined boots?
Catherine: Well if I have to run I want to look good doing it.
4. Once Upon a Time
Emma: I'm sorry, I couldn't watch one more person I love die.
Hook: And now because of that you get to watch everyone you love die.
5. The Flash
Jay: Barry's not the only person here I want to keep safe.
Cisco: Oh dear Lord. Just kiss already! Oh, the thirst is real.
6. The Leftovers
Let's stay focused, because I want to make sure I get this. You saw my daughter pretend to disappear, and the only reason you remembered it today is because you came back from the dead?
John
7. Bones
Aubrey: You just want to dress up and play cowboy for the weekend.
Booth: Well, if I can do that and solve a crime, who wouldn't want to do that?
8. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Fitz: You know, I ran a dozen scenarios in my head. Wondering what it'd be like when we finally met. There was a lot more blood and I never considered this Will.
Will: I can see why Jemma loves you.
9. The Affair
Noah: I want to know if it's possible to be both.
Marilyn: Both?
Noah: A good man and a great man.
10. Modern Family
Joe: I can't wait to make a snow-person!
Jay: Person? We gotta get him out of that hippie school.
Manny: I don't know Jay, last report card he got straight dolphins.
11. Supergirl
Kara: It was Winn.
Cat: Who?
Winn: Me.
Cat; Are you from the satellite company?
Kara: No, he's from the desk right across from mine...that you pass on the way to your office every day.
12. Major Crimes
How hard can it be? The dirtbag did it. The end.
Flynn
13. Fargo
Ed: Are you seeing this?
Peggy: It's just a flyin' saucer, Ed, we gotta go.
14. Scream Queens
That guy, Roger, was terrible to his brother, did you know that? His whole life. He ripped off Dodger's left nipple in utero!
Pete
15. The Last Man on Earth
Come here, you little Vixen. The reindeer, not the whore.
Carol
16. Chicago Fire
Dawson: So, how you feeling?
Boden: Like I've got a rock hanging over my head. Rope holding it up is about to snap.
17. Scorpion
Sylvester: Hey Walter, I have a lovely picture of you and Megan for you.
Walter: No thanks, I know what we both look like.
18. Doctor Who
Clara: Is this a story, or did this really happen?
The Doctor: Everything ever told really happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten.
19. Ash vs Evil Dead
Ash, if I was a deadite, I'd be honored to have you chop my head off.
Pablo
20. Grimm
Hank: How do you want to deal with this?
Nick: Let's see if I can piss someone off.
Hank: Sounds like a plan!
21. The Vampire Diaries
Stefan: How many times do you get a second chance to deliver your mother’s eulogy?
Damon: Good point, brother. How’s this? Lily, you were a terrible mother when you were alive and you were a terrible mother when you were dead. [to Stefan] You’re right. That does feel good.
22. Code Black
Dr. Rollie Guthrie: So what's going on?
Dr. Carla Niven: Passed out in a store. Some do-gooder called 911.
Dr. Gina Perello: Oh, I hate the do-gooders. California's full of them. That and kale.
23. Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Vegans like deprivation. That is why they are vegan!
Jo
24. Quantico
I'm the only one who knows the truth. I'm the one who planned Grand Central.
Simon
25. Homeland
Allison: Am I under arrest?
Dar: It's somewhat of an open question at the moment.
26. The Librarians
Eve: Are you drunk?!
Cassandra: Is drunk when your body is a marshmallow and your head feels like a bowling ball?
27. American Horror Story: Hotel
A woman can only be pushed so far, and I'm right on the edge.
The Countess
28. Chicago Med
Every dumb, mean, stupid, vicious thing gets a light shown on it. The world would be a much better place, a much safer place, if people would just shut up.
Dr. Daniel Charles
29. Arrow
Oliver: Can I ask you a question?
Felicity: Now? Here? I mean...what's the question?
30. Criminal Minds
Woman: Gross!
Man: No it's not. Where do you think your food comes from?
Woman: The supermarket?
31. You're the Worst
Becca's like a Monday crossword. Gretchen.. Sunday. Takes all day, but it's rewarding as hell.
Jimmy
32. Supernatural
It wasn't God inside your head, Sam. It was me.
Lucifer
33. The Big Bang Theory
You're inviting him into your home. It's intimate. It's where your underpants live.
Bernadette
34. Haven
Audrey: You killed James, my son.
Croatoan: I had to. That's how much I love you.
35. Elementary
Vintage rainbow suspenders? If there's money to be made in this, I need to get to my parents' garage fast!
Joan
