Quagmire, Peter and Joe

Quagmire, Peter and Joe

Quagmire, Peter and Joe are determined to help Quagmire's sister on the episode "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q."
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High Brian

High Brian

A storm hits Quahog on the episode "Seahorse Seashell Party." And Brian ingests some questionable substances as a result.
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Family Guy Premiere Scene

Family Guy Premiere Scene

You're looking at a scene from the season premiere of Family Guy. Peter wins the lottery during it.
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Family Guy Season Finale Scene

Family Guy Season Finale Scene

Family Guy returns to the intergalactic world on its eighth season finale. This is a scene from the episode.
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Foreign Affairs Picture

Foreign Affairs Picture

A picture from the Family Guy episode, "Foreign Affairs," in which Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris.
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Da Vinci on Family Guy

Da Vinci on Family Guy

Obviously. It was only a matter of time.
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Seahorse Seashell Party Picture

Seahorse Seashell Party Picture

Brian gets a little freaked out when he ingests a questionable substance after a storm in "Seahorse Seashell Party."
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Awkward Family Guy Moment

Awkward Family Guy Moment

Aren't they all. Aren't they all ...
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Cheryl Tiegs on Family Guy

Cheryl Tiegs on Family Guy

Cheryl Tiegs is seen here during her Family Guy stint. Brian and Quagmire fight for her life.
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After a Long Day of Work

After a Long Day of Work

Chris is not exactly cut out to be a working man. But he goes to work for Peter on the episode "Trading Places."
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German Guy Scene

German Guy Scene

Franz holds up Peter and Chris in this scene. It's courtesy of the episode "German Guy."
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A Sermon by Peter

A Sermon by Peter

You're looking at a scene from "Friends of Peter G." It focused on life without drinking for Peter.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off

Stewie