Peter: You want a beer?
Brian: Peter, it's 11 AM.
Peter: If the clock ain't digital, you don't know that!

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Brian: Bazinga!
Peter: Haha, like what the guy scientist says. Brian, say something else from TV!
Brian: Watchu talkin bout Willis!?

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Brian: Winning!
Peter: Haha, remember somebody said that?

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Bob Barker: Help control the pet population and have your pet spayed or neutered.
Brian: Oh, just die already

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You have anything lower on that remote than mute?

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Oh yeah, every woman looks great in a sundress.

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Stewie: Hey Brian, show her your Boost mobil phone.
Brian: Stewie has AIDs.

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Stewie: Which is hugging someone really hard with your legs.
Brian: Nope.
Stewie: Oh, well you'll tell me if I get it right?

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Stewie: We could even use my own crib!
Brian: You use your own crib!

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Stewie: What kind of feet can fit in these shoes?
Brian: Your feet!

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Brian: This one's bones feel all loose.
Stewie: I think this one's blind.

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Brian: Permission to take fast tiny bites at my own tail, sir?
Peter: Go ahead.

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