The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXHomer Simpson Quotes
Oh little mouse, you are only thing keeping me sane. (Eats mouse.)
Marge: Revenge never solves anything!
Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?
Lenny: (to Homer) Now get some sleep, you have a 9 AM rat helmet.
Homer: 9 AM!?
Texan: Look at all them stars How many do you think there are?
Homer: Two.
Judge: I sentence you to life.
Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.
Judge: In prison!
Snake: Hand over your wallet.
Homer: You don't frighten me!
(Snake shoots Homer)
Homer: Or my wife!
(Snake shoots Marge)
Homer: Or my--
Marge: Shut up!
(after Lisa's story) Wow! That had what I really like in a story - an ending!
Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.
Marge: (About the Merry Go Round) Can I go again?
Homer: All night, baby.
(Bart and Lisa groan.)
Homer: Do you think your mother will ever re-marry?
Bart: In about two seconds.
Homer: Why you little--
Homer: We left plenty of food so you won't starve!
Grampa: Thank you!
Homer: I was talking to the cat!
Marge: Oh God! Someone carved swastikas on your eyes.
Homer: Oh Marge, I'm sure it was just some guy filled with hate.
