Homer: Herb, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I can't believe we blew 2,000 bucks on it when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, could you stop thinking about your ass?!
Homer: I tried, but I can't.


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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 24: "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 24 Quotes

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Lisa: Why didn't you write Unckie Herb?
Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you what was I suppose to say? "Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow thanks to your pop?"