Family Guy
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Cleveland: Peter, that's Bruno Mars.
Peter: Bruno Mars? Who's she?
Cleveland: She's a man. And he's not even black. He's a beautiful, mixed-up tomorrow person.
Stewie: You're really taking to this. I wish I would have brought you in on this earlier. Together we're going to make a fortune.
Brian: Hold on, Stewie. I'm not some run-of-the-mill Wall Street scumbag in it just for the profits. Every dollar I make, one goes to me and one goes to charity.
Stewie: I'm going to rent a Ferrari and cruise the pier. You want in?
Brian: Well, cancer's not going anywhere.
The stock market is a sucker's bet like chasing your tail.
Brian
Stewie, adults are allowed to say racist things because of traffic.
Brian
For instance, there are more single people over 50 than ever so I'm investing in handguns and black-out window shades. They don't want to be part of society, Brian. They've made that very clear.
Stewie
And I'm bisexual like all the members of the Coast Guard. Goodnight Coast Guard. I hope you enjoyed the episode.
Peter
Compared to him, we're about as useless as one of the those automated bathroom sinks.
Peter
Compared to the Navy the Coast Guard is totally unprofessional and incompetent.
Quagmire
You've never seen a homeless vet, and people are being really nice to me. They open doors for you.
Peter
Stewie: We made it just in time, and I was able to fool you because I am a master of disguise.
Brian: It seems like you're just good at dressing like a woman.
I hope no one from the train is on this boat. I'm wearing the same outfit.
Stewie
Stewie: So when do the strippers arrive?
Brian: 1952.
