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Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFavorite Family Guy Quotes
First, I'd like to not thank you for hiring me, because I just expect good things to happen to me without working for them.
Hammer
Peter: What happened? All of a sudden I feel I know better than everyone else.
Hammer: That's because anytime anyone walks through a cloud of vape smoke, a millennial is born.
Remember, Peter, never walk anywhere when you can ride something weird instead.
Hammer
You don't know what that penis meant to me. We did everything together. Everything.
Quagmire
C'mon, Quagmire, it's not impossible. You want impossible? Try eating local pizza with a guy from New York.
Peter
Dad, I don't know how to thank you. You've given me the greatest gift I could have ever asked for.
Quagmire
Peter: God?
God: Yes, but no Trump questions.
Peter. Okay, but I have nothing else to ask you.