"Brain, why does everything you touch turn to garbage?"

Stewie

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"That's cray cray in a good way, right there."

Cleveland Brown

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"My heartbeat's down to four beats per minute."

Brian

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"The book store closed and is now a Target, but our industry is fine."

Publisher

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"What if the squirrel has lasers he shoots out of his eyes!"

Quagmire

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Relax, Im sure Wycelf Jean got it all under control.

Stewie

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I sucked him dry, he gave a blood donation as well!

Peter

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I'm the guy who killed your bodyguard.

Peter

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I've seen the guy get punched in the face thousands of times, and now he's making science stuff.

Peter

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North Dakota, we're not even the best Dakota!

Peter

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Yes!

Cookie Monster

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How far away are the stars?

Peter

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