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Stewie
Could you get me some yaww-gurt?
Stewie
If you say it like that one more time, I'm going to drown you.
Brian
Peter's Wife's Cookies.
Peter
Like Moses and his buddy who liked to collect seashells.
Peter
That was the right thing to do Peter.
Lois
Brian: Stewie what are you doing?
Stewie: Being awesome.
She just wrote "vagina" on her boobs! That doesn't even make any sense!
Peter
Lois: I don't even know what this is anymore!
Peter: It's a strip club that gives away free cookies.
Mr. Giraffe who lets little boys grind on his rump. Or Mr. Octopus who, who let's little boys grind on his rump.
Peter
I was wrong to chose sexiness over my wife.
Peter
What's gonna fill the "Glory" hole?
Peter