Chin: You look like you just saw a ghost.
Steve: Rough commute.

Steve: Well, the morning's yours Aunt Deb, what do you want to do?
Aunt Deb: What do I want to do? I want to drive your truck.
Steve: What?
Aunt Deb: Your pickup truck, I want to take that bad boy for a spin.

Kono: Do you think they'
Grover: Knockin' em? Oh yeah

Steve: This is great for us.
Danny: I hate you.

Karen: Really, I don't because they're not a couple.
Karen's husband: So what Karen, they're stuck in a relationship they can't get out of, they fight all the time, and they don't have sex. Sounds a lot like our marriage to me.

Danny: Say, what is this Lorraine?
Lorraine: Oh that is an itinerary for the subjects we will be covering this week.
Danny: Because it says, "Overcoming your sexual incompatibility." Did you sign us up for couples therapy?
Steve: Whoops!

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Kamekona: Flipper's still around.
Levi: Does he still look like a dolphin?
Kamekona: Brother's only working for me because Sea World isn't hiring.

Haynes: Hold on, wait, you don't think I had anything to do with that do you?
Danny: I don't know, after what we saw on tv last night, I don't think you two will be exchanging Christmas gifts, you know

Unless he's in handcuffs, I'm getting in that ring with him.


You should get your money back from that therapist.


Danny: Boxing or MMA?
Grover: Boxing, no question

Hank: Is he dead?
Steve: No Hank, he's just taking a nap.