Lucifer
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People like you. They find you helpful like duct tape or a trusted socket wrench.
I'm going to learn how to douche.
Chloe: There's no way you can help me right now. You're just...you're too you.
Lucifer: Yes, you're right, detective. Being me seems to be a problem, doesn't it?
Lucifer has never been one to face his emotions. Instead of looking in, he acts out.
Charlotte
I'm a monster. A monster that deserves to be punished.
I don't buy it. Every time you say that you don't care or you're evil or you're the devil, I know that's not who you really are.
Chloe
I'm done trying to please someone that isn't even here.
Amenadiel
Why are you surprised, detective? I'm the devil. I'm evil.
You never do what you have to do, Lucifer. You only do what you want to do.
Dan
Halloween is the one night you get to be whatever you want.
Trixie
Sure, I'll take your offspring for a walk.
Maze
Are you trying to get in trouble, or are you trying to piss me off?
Chloe
