New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite New Girl Quotes
Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.
Jess
Winston, you better watch it, man, because I will take you down. I had figure skating lessons until I was 13, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy. Let's do this!
Schmidt
Schmidt's world is different than ours. They speak a different language. They shorten every word to one syllable. Last month, he went to a party called "Bros Before Hos on the Moon". What does that even mean!?
Nick
I've never been an inspiration before...I don't like this much responsibility.
Nick
We just started dating so were still in that honeymoon phase. I barely sleep. So much doing it.
Jess
Sam: Hi - are you Katie? I'm Sam from CupidMatch.
Jess: And I'm the girl from my dreams of you.
I know what my pogo is. It's that I dance like a sea snake.
Schmidt
Holly, he's really happy! He's got a 401K and a six-pack!
Nick
Nick: We're just gonna watch football, drink beer, and then we're going to Best Buy later for Black Friday.
Winston: Or as I like to call it, Friday.
You tell anyone we held hands, I have 2 people in my phone who will kill you.
Cece
Cece's really vulnerable right now. When she's drunk, she has no boundaries. She's really grabby, really physical, she's really loose with her body. So I just wanna apologize in advance for anything she might do.
Jess
Cece: Remember when Christmas used to be fun, and all I had to do was worrying about my drunk uncle asking me out again?
Jess: Yes, Uncle Pardip! He thought I was a boy
