We don't get to relax! That's kinda the point. No, we got to work mopping up scum in your stores. And ruining our knees lifting boxes. And after all of that, we still can't afford rent. Or to go to a doctor when we're sick. Or to buy a car instead of taking five different buses to work.

Jonah

Eric: You maybe wanna go out some time? On a real date?
Mateo: Sure.
Eric: Obviously, we can never tell Amy.

Jonah: Dina, we have to get you to the hospital!
Dina: Oh, you'd just love that, wouldn't you?! I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction.

There's no time! The orders just keep coming! I had to pee for two hours, and now I don't anymore! Where did the pee go, Jonah?!

I'm doing this new curbside thing. It's kind of like an elite squad.

Jonah

I'm saying he likes Mateo. And I thought they could go on a date!

Amy

We promised thirty minutes, we'll do it in thirty minutes!

Dina

And lastly, we're launching curbside pickup today.

Amy

Jonah: Weird. Garrett wants to hang out tonight because he doesn't feel like being alone.
Amy: He's just messing with you. Ignore him.

We're good! She just has to go out of town for a minute because her dad's in a play, but she's gonna reach out as soon as she gets back!

Garrett

Mateo: Talk to the customers? Gross.
Amy: No, he's been through enough.

Amy: We're doing a toy drive inside for our friend, and no one's giving because they've already given to you. So could you, maybe, just come back another day?
Kyle: I mean, look. This is your mistake. I shouldn't have to leave because you're a bad manager.

Superstore Quotes

It was nice of corporate to wait an entire week before they reminded us we're just as replaceable as Mateo.

Jonah

Jonah: I think he likes Taylor Swift.
Cheyenne: No, he's back to hating her again.