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For what it's worth, when I left you that day I was a different man than I am now.
Howard
Jonah: What if I give it to you? I mean I'm living in your house, it's the least I can do.
Amy: Yeah, you know, I haven't wanted to say anything, but you do owe me like nineteen grand. But I prefer you pay me back in sex.
Jonah: Eh, that's a lot of sex.
Garrett: There's a thousand bucks in it. I already opened it.
Amy: What? For Jonah? Were you guys even close?
Glenn: She never mentioned that when I made her tea every morning or when I took her to her doctor's appointments.
I can't believe Myrtle's gone.
Amy
Cheyenne: Personally, I'm not a feminist.
Amy: What?
Cheyenne: Yeah, I just think that men and women should be treated equally.
Amy: Yeah, Cheyenne, that's what feminism means.
Cheyenne: Oh.
That is a good point, Dina. It does sorta feel like society is set up by and for men and that any complaint really just sounds like whining.
Amy
That's all in the past. Sandra and I are besties now. There's no way I'm missing that wedding. I'd rather die.
Carol
Jonah: Who knew Cloud 9 would ever catch up to intersectional feminism?
Mateo: We'll look it up later. Don't give him the satisfaction.
Amy: I know that the union dying was really hard-
Jonah: Not dying, just napping.
Amy: Sure. And I'm really glad that you're still looking for something to fight for. But in the last month there's been the voter registration and the bricks in the toilet for water conservation, and that poor dog you rescued from his own backyard.
Jonah: You're right. We can do this.
Amy: Yes! Yes, you can! You are smart! You got this!
Jonah: I love you. Thank you. Gotta go, bye.
Amy: So what does this mean for the company?
Maya: Big picture? Who knows. They tell me nothing. But for now, I just wanted to let you know, no more union!
Jonah: Honestly, I am still a little in shock. You must be too. You were convinced I was gonna blow it this morning.
Amy: No, I wasn't!
Jonah: Yeah! "Call me when you lose! K, bye!"
Amy: That is not what I said! I maybe thought it just a little bit because we always lose. Because corporate sucks. And everybody always sucks. Well, almost everybody. Not you. You did it.
