Amy: I need to give this to Mateo.
Marcus: I knew you were going to pick one of your favorites! This whole interview process was a fake.
Amy: No! I mean, yes, but not for the reasons you think.

Amy: I can't just pick Mateo without everyone thinking I'm playing favorites the way they thought I was giving you special treatment just because you're my boyfriend.
Jonah: You know what? I'm tired of everybody thinking of me as just your boyfriend, okay? Even Garrett sees me like that. He thinks I spend all of my time with you and the kids.
Amy: Well, I mean, you kinda do.
Jonah: Come on!
Amy: But, if you wanna, like, spend more time with your boys, I'd be totally cool with that. Do you have boys?
Jonah: Yes! Yes, I have boys. I have lots of boys. Shane. Grant. Julian.
Amy: Julian, Emma's French tutor?
Jonah: We connected! We both love the cuisine!

I know it wasn't the plan, but I think you'll be really happy with him.

Cheyenne

Amy: I don't give Jonah special treatment.
Justine: It's not just Jonah. It's all your favorites.

Howard: Maybe it was a good thing that I left. Otherwise, you wouldn't be the strong woman you are today.
Dina: Yeah. I hadn't thought about it that way.

Amy: What a waste of money. We would spend it so much better. I still love the idea of a vacation.
Jonah: Wow, you're really stuck on this vacation thing. If there's something you're planning on asking me-
Amy: I hate this.
Jonah: You can do it right here in town.
Amy: Please stop.

Amy: I just hope you don't go around giving away chunks of our money for the rest of our lives.
Jonah: The rest of our lives, huh?
Amy: What? No. I meant like for the rest of...like...however long this is.
Jonah: No, I get it. However long this is. Which if you have your way will be one million years.
Amy: Oh, shut up.

For what it's worth, when I left you that day I was a different man than I am now.

Howard

Jonah: What if I give it to you? I mean I'm living in your house, it's the least I can do.
Amy: Yeah, you know, I haven't wanted to say anything, but you do owe me like nineteen grand. But I prefer you pay me back in sex.
Jonah: Eh, that's a lot of sex.

Garrett: There's a thousand bucks in it. I already opened it.
Amy: What? For Jonah? Were you guys even close?
Glenn: She never mentioned that when I made her tea every morning or when I took her to her doctor's appointments.

I can't believe Myrtle's gone.

Amy

Cheyenne: Personally, I'm not a feminist.
Amy: What?
Cheyenne: Yeah, I just think that men and women should be treated equally.
Amy: Yeah, Cheyenne, that's what feminism means.
Cheyenne: Oh.

Superstore Quotes

It was nice of corporate to wait an entire week before they reminded us we're just as replaceable as Mateo.

Jonah

Jonah: I think he likes Taylor Swift.
Cheyenne: No, he's back to hating her again.