The Big Bang Theory Quotes
That offer is only good until the third trimester. I can't risk getting amniotic fluid on my spot.Sheldon
Sheldon. Oh come on. Roller coasters, caffeine, runny eggs. I've been avoiding these things all my life, and now because you're pregnant, you have to.
Wine again? No, thank you. I like my grapes the old fashioned way. In a juice box.Sheldon
Raj: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Leonard: I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.
If Sheldon's testosterone dipped, he'd become a butterfly.Leonard
If it's a boy, I'm gonna have to teach him to play catch. Which means I'm going to have to Google how to play catch.Howard
Sheldon: Are you up to date on Game of Thrones?
Penny: I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.
Sheldon: We're only watching Game of Thrones. A party sub implies it's a party.
Leonard: Your attendance implies it's not.
Raj: Actually, I'm seeing both of them.
Leonard: You mean like through their window from behind a bush?
We'll never win. You always play the drinking game.Sheldon
Penny: What team did you get?
Leonard: Hufflepuff. From Harry Potter.
Penny: That's not what the forest smells like.
Sheldon: Well how would I know?