Marge: Oh God! Someone carved swastikas on your eyes.
Homer: Oh Marge, I'm sure it was just some guy filled with hate.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Emily: Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.
Nathaniel: And to make a little meth money on the side.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
Lisa: Maybe you just over fished them.
Fisherman: Maybe they under-spawn.
Lisa: Maybe you killed them all!
Fisherman: Maybe the fish killed themselves!
Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
Fisherman: Maybe you should marry Milhouse!
(Lisa gasps)
Fisherman: Yeah that's right! I know about Milhouse.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

(as a huge wave is about to crash over the boat) Shiiipwreck!

The crew

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! (giggles) I always wanted to do that in a New England church.

Lisa

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• Added: December 22, 2010

I demand entertainment!

Sideshow Mel

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• Added: December 22, 2010

What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion.

Dolph

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Marge: Homer, that's too much sugar.
Homer: It's not sugar, it's carmel!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Marge: (About the Merry Go Round) Can I go again?
Homer: All night, baby.
(Bart and Lisa groan.)

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• Added: December 22, 2010

I think the hook is touching my brain.

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Carl: What's wrong Moe?
Moe: I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble.
Lenny: That's weird I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.
Moe: Come on we got to save Homer!
Lenny: And Fausto!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Marge: Homer!
Lisa: Bart!
INS Man: Portuguese Fausto!
Fausto: Ay! Yi! Yi!

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• Added: December 22, 2010