The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 18 Quotes
Homer: Give back that Holiday cheer, you bastard!
The Grumple: Never!
(Gil is eating chocolates from a heart-shaped box)
Gil: Hey Homer, it's Valentine's Day, what are you getting the misses?
Homer: (angrily) A heart-shaped box of chocolates!
Gil: Aw, come on, you can't say no to Gil.
Marge: (Loudly) NO!!!!
Marge, admit it. You just can't say no to anyone. That's why you have three kids.
Homer
I'm so sick of Gil, he ruins my Thanksgiving, uses my leg razor to peel his carrots
Marge
Homer: Why did you let that loser into our home?
Marge: I'll tell you why--Christian charity.
Homer: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this?
Patty: Elvis Stojko is so handsome!
Selma: He can grease up my skates anytime!
Moe: Don't you hags know that all male figure skaters are twinkly in the lutz?
Elvis Stojko: That's a common misconception. I have a girlfriend in Vancouver.
Moe: Made up girlfriend, made up city!
Ha, Ha! I touched your heart!
</i> Nelson
Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
Milhouse
Marge: Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean?
Bart: What can you do about it?
(She whacks him on the head with a spoon.)
Bart: Hey!
Marge: I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others!
Nelson: Bart where are you going? I saved you a seat, best friend.
Lisa: Ha-ha!
(Tucking Lisa into bed) Okay. Tucked in tight, glass of water, night light on, no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night!
Homer
