Bart: Where is Nelson?
Skinner: I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.
Bart: What?!
Skinner: Never woke up because he never passed out -- he's right over there.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! (sobs)

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Moustache power, activate!

Greystache

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Martin: Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.
Bart: Well said!
(After Martin's line, a title appears: faggot (fag et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. [Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks]

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Go love making!

Marge & Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Lisa: Mom, Bart's drinking coffee!
Bart: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

I like to come up here and make fun of the sunset. Hey gas ball! You suck!

Nelson

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: They killed Graystache!
Guy: Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth!
(Throws book at Homer)

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Nelson: Here, take this. (Hands Bart an oxygen tank)
Bart: Where'd you get this?
Nelson: Off some dude.
(We see a dead scuba diver)

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: You kids like ice cream? (Pushes disclaimer button)
Disclaimer: Product contains neither ice nor cream. May contain trace elements of Mexican cheese. Do not consume.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Hey, I do more than TV! I had a one-man show on Broadway. That's who showed up, one man. (laughs) Long story short, I won a Drama Desk Award.

Krusty

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• Added: December 22, 2010