The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 18 Quotes
(Homer reassures Marge that he will make it home in time for her art show.)
Homer: I would never let you down. Our marriage is like soft-serve ice cream. And trust is the hard chocolate shell that keeps it from melting onto our carpet. In "cone-clusion," here's the scoop: I love you.
Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
</i> Homer
MARGE! Where are you? Did you change your name? Is it Kelly? KELLY!
Homer
Wow, you made a sculpture of Magilla Gorilla!
</i> Homer
Honey, I brought you more sticks. (Homer drops a sack of popsicle-sticks on the bedroom floor). This is the most fun I've ever had giving you wood.
Homer
(Squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!
Ralph
(Marge's sculptures of Lenny and Carl are stuck together)
Lenny: I can't tell where Carl ends and I begin!
Carl: See, it's statements like THAT that make people think we're gay.
Homie, this sculpting has made me feel so fulfilled! I'm as hopeful and full of life as I was in the years before I met you!
Marge
Grampa: I can finally win a gold medal. I came close at the 1936 Olympics. I threw a javelin that barely missed Hitler. But I did hit an assassin who was trying to kill Hitler.
Hitler (in 1936): What is this, Kill Hitler Day?
Grampa: The next time I saw Hitler, we had dinner and laughed about it.
(to Lisa) My brain goo's coming out all artistical, thanks to you.
Moe
Marge: Homer, don't drink and drive!
Homer: Fine, I'll drive between sips.
(singing) Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. I feel so damn lonely, won't someone kill me?! cries in hands And many more!
</i> Moe
