Well, well mother, we meet again. Stewie, I thought I tucked y...

Stewie: Well, well mother, we meet again.
Lois: Stewie, I thought I tucked you in an hour ago.
Stewie: Not tightly enough it would seem, and now you contemptible harpy, I shall end your oppressive reign of matriarchal tyranny!


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Characters:
Lois Griffin, Stewie Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1: "Death Has a Shadow"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!

Stewie

How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!

Peter
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